Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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