Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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