wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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