what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
