oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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