..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My vagina is officially offended.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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