Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
