I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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