i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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