is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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