South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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