Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think a kid would responsible me up
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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