So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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