your thong is hanging out like whoa
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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