my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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