normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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