Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Randomize
