Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
