I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have demons in me.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Randomize