I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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