"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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