So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
