Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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