Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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