is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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