): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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