out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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