There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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