He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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