Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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