What a fucking waste of an outfit
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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