We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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