All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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