What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Randomize
