You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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