It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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