In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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