check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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