he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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