Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
We smell like vodka and hangover
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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