im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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