How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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