What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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