It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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