Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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