I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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