I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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