he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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