90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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