He is such a slut. More and more my type.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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