Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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