I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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