help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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