Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He better not be in your backpack
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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