people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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